10) 40 more hours to spend with family & friends
9) Saves wear and tear on the Snooze button
8) No Suits, No Shoes, No PROBLEM
7) No waiting in line at the gym
6) 8+ hours of sleep each night
5) 75% reduction in commuter road rage
4) Unlimited Blogging & Face Booking
3) Zero-based budgeting has a whole new meaning
2) Time to make an audition tape for Survivor (reality TV show)
And the #1 unemployment benefit
1) Endless vacation days
Disclaimer: This is a satire piece. I truly would like to be employed!
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Cheryl:
I liked the Top 10 very much. Now, maybe if you can get that guy at The Late Show to do it on the air…..
Very clever. I enjoyed reading this post and the others you wrote and wish you the very best in your search.
Cheryl,
Great Blog… went through all of them and boy! do I have stories too but out in this country, it is not very nice to say you don’t have a job so will tell them one day when I have got that job going! (been thinking about it for last 8 months)… till then.. will read your posts and identify with them (minus the panty hose of course!)
I love it – you crack me up.
That is great! : ) love the snooze button one.
Great idea Cheryl!!
But you forgot one thing – NO pantyhose!!
At least until interview days!!!